hello 911? yes so this person had a really good url and they haven’t been active since 2010.
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
always dress the way you’d want to look if you suddenly became the main protagonist in an anime
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”